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Deadlygadget
  • Town/Country : Panama City Beach, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 August 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2760
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Deadlygadget : I know my life is Fuked up

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Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

#13728170 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (19773) - you deserved it (3572)

On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

#13634114 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (22674) - you deserved it (4964)

On 10/29/2010 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Taylor parsons - United States (Alabama)

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

#13632865 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (15795) - you deserved it (5184)

On 10/28/2010 at 11:17pm - misc - by mommysgirlapparently (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

#13624785 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (20229) - you deserved it (2946)

On 10/28/2010 at 8:07am - animals - by scratchpost (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

#13624123 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (43465) - you deserved it (3072)

On 10/28/2010 at 5:26am - love - by monogamous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML

#13622305 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (14272) - you deserved it (9916)

On 10/28/2010 at 1:05am - intimacy - by unsatisfying (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to a strip club with friends. After accepting a dance offer from a cute girl, we went to the back room where she sat in my lap and told how I creeped her out because I looked like her ex-boyfriend. She talked the whole time. I paid $22 to get in the friend zone with a stripper. FML

#13618340 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (12154) - you deserved it (13713)

On 10/27/2010 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML

#13601859 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (21763) - you deserved it (2931)

On 10/26/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by WTF - United States (Kansas)

Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML

#13587317 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (12589) - you deserved it (18921)

On 10/25/2010 at 6:06am - misc - by peestain (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML

#13586987 (52)

I agree, your life sucks (16539) - you deserved it (1623)

On 10/25/2010 at 4:28am - intimacy - by kimbo (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I found out my girlfriend only gets aroused after watching Jersey Shore and will only have sex immediately after an episode. I think the worst part is, I'll take what I can get. FML

#13581195 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (19401) - you deserved it (3764)

On 10/24/2010 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that the reason I'm working as a kitchen staff instead of out on the floor of the café is because the boss does not think I'm attractive enough. My boss is my brother. FML

#13561259 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (20285) - you deserved it (2502)

On 10/23/2010 at 11:13am - work - by Dude - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

#13559273 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (26594) - you deserved it (5963)

On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML

#13531568 (231)

I agree, your life sucks (25113) - you deserved it (1872)

On 10/20/2010 at 11:12pm - health - by allergic - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

#13518841 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (27619) - you deserved it (1933)

On 10/19/2010 at 11:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)