About Deadlygadget : I know my life is Fuked up
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Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML
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On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Taylor parsons - United States (Alabama)
Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 11:17pm - misc - by mommysgirlapparently (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 8:07am - animals - by scratchpost (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 5:26am - love - by monogamous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 1:05am - intimacy - by unsatisfying (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I went to a strip club with friends. After accepting a dance offer from a cute girl, we went to the back room where she sat in my lap and told how I creeped her out because I looked like her ex-boyfriend. She talked the whole time. I paid $22 to get in the friend zone with a stripper. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML
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On 10/26/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by WTF - United States (Kansas)
Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 6:06am - misc - by peestain (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 4:28am - intimacy - by kimbo (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)
Today, I found out my girlfriend only gets aroused after watching Jersey Shore and will only have sex immediately after an episode. I think the worst part is, I'll take what I can get. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I found out that the reason I'm working as a kitchen staff instead of out on the floor of the café is because the boss does not think I'm attractive enough. My boss is my brother. FML
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Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML
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On 10/20/2010 at 11:12pm - health - by allergic - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 11:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
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