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Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

#13909761
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38546) - you deserved it (3824)

On 11/20/2010 at 9:00am - animals - by serveandprotectyeahright - United States (New York)

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

#13893197
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24585) - you deserved it (5325)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

#13889988
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21376) - you deserved it (8309)

On 11/18/2010 at 6:12pm - misc - by Amanda Ross - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML

#13884860
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26891) - you deserved it (2190)

On 11/18/2010 at 3:37am - misc - by race (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

#13874873
199 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by mydadsawsooomuch (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a customer was rude to me, and I was rude back. He then asked for my manager, and I told him I was the store manager. He then identified himself as the corporate owner. FML

#13871078
172 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 10:43pm - work - by T_Willl -

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

#13865567
114 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, I went to get a box of cereal and I knocked over a bottle of olive oil. It took me about half an hour to clean up. When I finally finished, I found out the box of cereal was empty. FML

#13842142
56 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 3:33pm - misc - by cerealfail -

Today, I got my science test back. I thought I did a horrible job on it, but only three were circled. I was happy but doubtful that I did so well, so I asked my teacher just to make sure. He said it was faster to circle the correct answers. FML

#13835168
83 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by lovemyteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

#13825613
75 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by blueheron93 (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

#13823567
134 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 2:21am - love - by looke27 - United States (California)

Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML

#13822249
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26737) - you deserved it (2440)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by tmac05 - United States (California)

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

#13816723
163 comments

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On 11/12/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was outside eating my lunch when an old man pulled his pants down and took a dump on the sidewalk next to me. FML

#13805619
95 comments

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On 11/11/2010 at 7:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

#13799884
173 comments

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On 11/11/2010 at 8:30am - health - by sweet_stufz - Canada (Ontario)



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