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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    3%
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    27%
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    0%
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
    0%
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    6%
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
    0%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
    0%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    25%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    25%
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
    0%
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    8%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    15%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
    0%
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Deadhorseman's favorite FMLs

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

By rmL / Monday 13 October 2008 08:31 /

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

By ugh / Tuesday 14 June 2011 17:56 / United States

Today, I ran over a chipmunk. On my bike. Its mangled carcass got caught in the spokes and decided to join me on my ride. FML

By cycler / Monday 13 June 2011 04:22 / United States

Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

By lilben - / Friday 10 June 2011 08:09 / United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

By anonymous / Wednesday 8 June 2011 16:47 / United States