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Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
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On 01/28/2011 at 8:06pm - love - by peeoncarl1111 - United States
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
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On 01/28/2011 at 10:43am - misc - by NotoriousSRJ (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Username - Romania (Ilfov)
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was watching TV in my living room while my wife was cooking. I began to smell the aroma of her potato soup, which made me hungry. Suddenly, I realized that the smell wasn't my wife's cooking but was in fact my body odor. FML
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On 01/25/2011 at 10:25am - misc - by jroberts -
Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML
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On 01/24/2011 at 9:33pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML
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On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
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On 01/23/2011 at 10:41pm - health - by Sostupid (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 5:05am - misc - by meeeoow (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Peter C. - United States (Minnesota)
Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML
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On 01/21/2011 at 2:46pm - health - by turnedintoinsomniac (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and threatening our relationship. When he was done, he asked if his apology earned him enough points for a blowjob. FML
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On 01/21/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by SillySillySilly (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML
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On 01/20/2011 at 10:55pm - health - by Username -
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep three hours. FML
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On 01/20/2011 at 3:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (District of Columbia)
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