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2day I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 yeres. He stopped an knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

#14908871
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30810) - you deserved it (12301)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by maddie! - United States (New York)

Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write 4 mah English class. It was a restraining order. FML

#14908129
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30254) - you deserved it (7078)

On 02/09/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by PrestonW -

Today, I was looool working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

#14899477
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25277) - you deserved it (4724)

On 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by nomoreart (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I ad no coice but to sake te and of a customer,o just moments before, ad te aforementioned and down te front of is pants, scratcing is snowglobes !! FML

#14882108
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28952) - you deserved it (3295)

On 02/07/2011 at 1:04pm - work - by hushnow - United States

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND ASKED ME TO PLAY DEAD SO HE COULD HAVE SEX WITH MY "CORPSE." FML

#14881975
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51760) - you deserved it (7129)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today... I found out that mah mom screams lyk a dying monkey while having sex. Even with mah music turnd up all the way... I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML

#14867901
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35515) - you deserved it (3080)

On 02/06/2011 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70066) - you deserved it (6586)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room I got pukd on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also fartd all the way home. FML

#14813495
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25816) - you deserved it (2708)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by alephnull (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was 4 losing 34 pounds when someone yelld from a car window, ( Look at that fat lump! ) fat FML

#14805618
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35421) - you deserved it (3616)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:07am - health - by notafatlump -

Today, this guy I hava a huga crush on cama with ma to my housa to study. I was warmly walcomd by my drunkan mothar laying nakd on tha floor. FML

#14779228
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34189) - you deserved it (2605)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by madelynn (woman) - United States

Taday as I want into calculus class, ta taacar announcd tat somaona ad racaivd a nagativa grada on ta tast wa wara gatting back!! I laugd and said, ( Wic f*ckar managd to gat a nagativa? ) Turns out I'm ta dumbass!! FML

#14770555
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9374) - you deserved it (54654)

On 01/30/2011 at 4:24am - misc - by terrible kenny - United States (New York)

today my cat did wile walking around te kitcen. He ad a eart attack wen te toaster poppd out two slices of bread. mega FML

#14753781
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49209) - you deserved it (4003) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, my broter an fater tougt it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a cainsaw an wearing ockey masks. FML

#14753442
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34454) - you deserved it (4295)

On 01/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by unlucky dudebag - United States (California)

Today, I got wisdom taath cut out. Whila grlfriand was driving ma homa, I, still baing high on tha laughing gas, accidantally admittad to chaating on har. Sha was kind anough to wait until tha numbnass wora off bafora sha punchad ma in tha faca. FML

#14747577
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8461) - you deserved it (105344)

On 01/28/2011 at 8:06pm - love - by peeoncarl1111 - United States

Today , I got pulled over by a cop. Since mah window wasn't working , I opened the door , causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing mah window was broken , he laughed an let me off with a warning. FML

#14742129
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30192) - you deserved it (3709)

On 01/28/2011 at 10:43am - misc - by NotoriousSRJ (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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