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Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML

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287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35919) - you deserved it (3084)

On 02/17/2010 at 12:07am - health - by Sophie - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML

#8350664
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21667) - you deserved it (2089)

On 02/16/2010 at 8:30pm - misc - by misspriss (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

#8248979
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21438) - you deserved it (5714)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by freakingow (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

#8052532
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11090) - you deserved it (22614)

On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

#8038027
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19974) - you deserved it (2005)

On 02/09/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by wurtabang - United States (Virginia)

Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

#7916627
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23051) - you deserved it (5573)

On 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm - misc - by LynnJ (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

#7901856
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29594) - you deserved it (7213)

On 02/05/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by hisgirl4life (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mother and I were driving through Del Taco. Instead of ordering "Macho Diet Coke", she said "Macho Diet Cock". After correcting herself and pulling up to the window, the employee who goes to my high school gave her the drink and his phone number. FML

#7898835
53 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by MachoFluster (man) - United States (California)

Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

#7803413
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5825) - you deserved it (67866)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:40am - misc - by Chris - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10680) - you deserved it (32008)

On 02/01/2010 at 9:34am - animals - by adad - Sent from mobile version

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35086) - you deserved it (3617)

On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my best friend planned a birthday party for me at the local Mexican restaurant. NO ONE showed up. We told the Mexican waiter there would be 18 arriving. Two hours later he brought me free ice cream. Even the non-english speaking waiters knew I was a loser. FML

#7600805
102 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Candace - United States

Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

#7548356
155 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm - misc - by Blah (man) - United States

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56920) - you deserved it (5661)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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