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DeadHorseman

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Today, my husband has been out of town for a week. The only text I've got from him was, "I didn't take a poop today." FML

#12748634
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29582) - you deserved it (3562)

On 08/26/2010 at 12:08am - love - by TextsAlot (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

#12693453
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8260) - you deserved it (68552)

On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

#12677495
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44653) - you deserved it (13208)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

#12536404
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35894) - you deserved it (5043)

On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

#12524793
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26665) - you deserved it (3363)

On 08/14/2010 at 7:10pm - work - by hobosarea-holes (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

#12513717
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7789) - you deserved it (45476)

On 08/14/2010 at 2:27am - health - by Fire_Crotch (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

#12470997
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22306) - you deserved it (44213)

On 08/12/2010 at 2:53am - work - by malos - United States

Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML

#12424565
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38601) - you deserved it (4068)

On 08/10/2010 at 1:19am - misc - by dammit (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, while moving, I asked my wife where she put the alcohol. She told me she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old. FML

#12343499
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40705) - you deserved it (5369)

On 08/06/2010 at 12:40am - love - by rugs - United States (Iowa)

Today, I applied for a job and sent my CV, then realised I sent the example CV I got off the internet. Now they think Bob Brown who lives at 123 Sunshine Street is applying for a job. FML

#12261661
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9189) - you deserved it (34740)

On 08/02/2010 at 5:50am - work - by Julia (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I pretended to go for a run to impress someone on AIM. FML

#12252976
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8667) - you deserved it (35034)

On 08/01/2010 at 9:59pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

#12183114
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28152) - you deserved it (8698)

On 07/29/2010 at 6:56am - misc - by Andre - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

#12109391
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35262) - you deserved it (3240)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18251) - you deserved it (26766)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

#11865183
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34559) - you deserved it (9406)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States



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