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  • Number of comments : 65
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DeadHorseman's favorite FMLs

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

#16166972
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31255) - you deserved it (5156)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48717) - you deserved it (16607)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35807) - you deserved it (15545)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML

#16041715
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17055) - you deserved it (36902)

On 05/04/2011 at 5:11am - misc - by Derps (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML

#16019249
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28173) - you deserved it (3970)

On 05/02/2011 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46572) - you deserved it (4944)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

#15867292
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30905) - you deserved it (12279)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

#15773415
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47730) - you deserved it (7185)

On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

#15752266
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34769) - you deserved it (7837)

On 04/12/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by anon -

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

#15693187
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44427) - you deserved it (3760)

On 04/08/2011 at 11:03am - love - by hopeless -

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

#15655514
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36985) - you deserved it (4825)

On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

#15650058
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29222) - you deserved it (6293)

On 04/05/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by why - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

#15637668
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39644) - you deserved it (21483)

On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML

#15631458
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31358) - you deserved it (6778)

On 04/04/2011 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Mozambique (Maputo)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73009) - you deserved it (5899)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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