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About Darth_Naru : I love Star Wars and I am a sith fan. Give in to the Dark Side. It's more badass and we have cookies! :)
I think Darth Maul is actually cute. :3
General Grievous FTW!

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Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

#16600238
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27811) - you deserved it (7071)

On 06/10/2011 at 8:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I'm trying to come up with a plausible explanation for my co-workers as to why I have stitches in my face. I'm not sure I want to admit that I was clawed by a pigeon as I opened my garage door. FML

#16599419
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27102) - you deserved it (3451) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/10/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonyme - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

#16596385
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20733) - you deserved it (47554)

On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

#16516164
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16543) - you deserved it (41303)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51090) - you deserved it (4568)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51090) - you deserved it (4568)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51090) - you deserved it (4568)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

#16416160
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27766) - you deserved it (14997)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:59am - health - by skigal24 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

#16416160
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27766) - you deserved it (14997)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:59am - health - by skigal24 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

#16416160
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27766) - you deserved it (14997)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:59am - health - by skigal24 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

#16411122
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35278) - you deserved it (21427)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML

#16384217
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37316) - you deserved it (2846)

On 05/28/2011 at 8:46am - misc - by mperh - United States

Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML

#16380790
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34149) - you deserved it (4025)

On 05/28/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by Imaman - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

#16374893
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12196) - you deserved it (57752)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:57pm - misc - by FMLer (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss called me into his office to proudly show me about an hour's worth of videos of his recent holiday. The videos were all of goats and cows eating grass outside his window in Pakistan. FML

#16324366
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27122) - you deserved it (3044)

On 05/24/2011 at 3:31am - work - by goatvideosarelame (man) - Singapore



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