About Darth_naru
I love Star Wars and I am a sith fan. Give in to the Dark Side. It's more badass and we have cookies! :) I think Darth Maul is actually cute. :3 General Grievous FTW!
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Today, I was working the night shift at the hotel I'm employed at. After checking in a young couple to the room above the main office, I was forced to listen to them having it off for most of the night, serving a very loud reminder that I've been single for five years. FML

By Cromwel620 - / Tuesday 23 February 2010 11:52 / United States

Today, I'm trying to come up with a plausible explanation for my co-workers as to why I have stitches in my face. I'm not sure I want to admit that I was clawed by a pigeon as I opened my garage door. FML

By Anonyme / Friday 10 June 2011 23:07 / France

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

By gabxoxo03 / Friday 10 June 2011 19:06 / United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

By / Sunday 5 June 2011 20:45 / United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

By Jess / Monday 30 May 2011 15:46 / United States