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About DarksideDoll : Green eyes, snake bites & Sith skin.
I enjoy drawing & painting, Lord of the Rings (I can write/read elvish. I'm a bonafide bad ass), I'm a Final Fantasy zealot, food porn, tattoo conventions, collecting comics, anime, & reading FMLs in bed sleepily until I inevitably drop my iPod on my face.
Lately I've been playing:
Magic 2015, GTA5, Vandal Hearts, Twisted Metal II, Fallout: New Vegas, & Skyrim.
If you're havin' lock problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 picks but I only need one. *shades*
Check out the indie game "Survivalist" if you like post-apocalyptic shenanigans. Addictive & amazing playability for $1.
I spend my time on the Internet looking for lulz, music, shopping for books or t-shirts, or buying prezzies for the 2 greatest loves of my life, my husband & our little chubby bunny.
I like a good conversation so feel free to message me with anything other than small talk. I'm terrible at small talk.
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Today, while out shopping with friends, I was apphrehended by two bounty hunters because they recognized my purple-dyed hair. Too bad my name isn't Natalie, who apparently shares the same hair color. They didn't believe me, even after I showed my ID. FML
Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML
Today, my little sister complained about a young boy in her class always pulling her hair. She asked when boys will stop doing it. My mom replied, "They won't, even when they're grown-ups," then looked over at my dad and shared a dirty smirk. FML
Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML
Friday 2 October 2015