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DarksideDoll

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  • Number of visits : 2926
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DarksideDoll : Something I said must've brought you here so I suppose I should make it worth your time.

I enjoy drawing & painting, Lord of the Rings (I can write/read elvish. I'm a bonafide bad ass), food porn, tattoo conventions, gaming, anime, & reading FMLs in bed sleepily until I inevitably drop my iPod on my face.

I collect comics. Just started learning to play MtG, it's the only strategy-based card game I hadn't played yet.

I spend my time on the Internet looking for lulz, on 9gag, shopping for books or t-shirts, & of course, what the Internet was made for.

I like a conversation so feel free to message me with anything other than small talk. Small talk is annoying & I'm terrible at it. Also, refrain if you feel it necassary to flirt; I have a fiancé & a behbeh. Just putting that little tidbit out there.. In the wind..

Such bio. Very info. Wow.

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DarksideDoll's favorite FMLs

Today, my anxiety got so bad that when I stole a sword in Skyrim and resisted arrest, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I ended up curling up on the sofa as my character got hacked to death on the TV. FML

#21294889
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29174) - you deserved it (7511)

On 11/08/2014 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous S'wit (man) - Portugal

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

#21292742
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35051) - you deserved it (8510)

On 11/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML

#21292082
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29889) - you deserved it (5572)

On 11/04/2014 at 4:48pm - kids - by The Selfie Parent - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, I woke up to a text from my manager, saying "Hed's up dude, ur gettin fired tomoz. CEO's pissed. No hard feelins m8". Great. FML

#21287630
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32169) - you deserved it (2496)

On 10/29/2014 at 11:46am - work - by fired tomoz (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

#21284275
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36221) - you deserved it (10567)

On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

#21281977
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29912) - you deserved it (4751)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:38pm - misc - by Anonymos_fmler - United States (Illinois)

Today, same as every other night, I sat in my car outside my home, just to avoid going inside. I live alone. FML

Today, I'm sick with the worst head cold of my life. For some reason whenever I cough, I also fart. Everyone thinks I'm just trying to cover up flatulence with fake coughing. FML

#21266077
35 comments

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On 09/26/2014 at 10:46pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

#21262210
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38817) - you deserved it (9843)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

#21261512
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35983) - you deserved it (3372)

On 09/19/2014 at 10:27pm - misc - by failingdaily - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML

#21261017
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40398) - you deserved it (3517)

On 09/18/2014 at 11:15pm - love - by clairebear104 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend convinced my 4-year-old sister that girls don't poop. She won't stop crying and now thinks she's a freak. FML

#21260556
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36619) - you deserved it (3468)

On 09/18/2014 at 9:16am - kids - by Anonymous - Kenya

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML

#21258033
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31653) - you deserved it (18218)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

#21256842
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44871) - you deserved it (5576)

On 09/12/2014 at 9:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm staying with my grandma and her older sister while my parents are away. It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest. FML

#21253639
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35499) - you deserved it (3937)

On 09/07/2014 at 11:11am - misc - by imgonnadie (man) - United States (Florida)



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