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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5306
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DarksideDoll : Green eyes, snake bites & Sith skin.

I enjoy drawing & painting, Lord of the Rings (I can write/read elvish. I'm a bonafide bad ass), food-porn, tattoo conventions, gaming, anime, & reading FMLs in bed sleepily until I inevitably drop my iPod on my face.

I collect comics. I play too much Xbox... I mostly get sucked into Elder Scrolls, MtG, Fallout, or Minecraft, but mostly Elder Scrolls. Check out the indie game "Survivalist" if you like post-apocalyptic shenanigans.

If you're havin' lock problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 picks but I only need one. *shades*

I spend my time on the Internet looking for lulz, music, on 9gag, shopping for books or t-shirts, or buying prezzies for the 2 greatest loves of my life, my fiancé & our little chubby bunny.

I like a good conversation so feel free to message me with anything other than small talk. I'm terrible at small talk.

Such bio. Very info. Wow.

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DarksideDoll's favorite FMLs

Today, I was diagnosed with gonorrhea. My dad's reaction was to slowly clap at the news then giggle at his own joke. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25291) - you deserved it (8531)

On 01/22/2015 at 3:23pm - health - by annoyed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML

#21342067
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31376) - you deserved it (4564)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

#21341483
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33866) - you deserved it (2159)

On 01/21/2015 at 6:57am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by canceling our relationship status on Facebook. I commented in disbelief, only for my dad to reply "#rekt", then "But seriously, about time. She's gonna give your balls back, right?" Thanks for the support. FML

#21334865
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26087) - you deserved it (3130)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:57am - love - by kumcat (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML

#21334677
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28715) - you deserved it (2435)

On 01/10/2015 at 7:15pm - kids - by SadSister:( - United States

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

#21330209
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40563) - you deserved it (5059)

On 01/03/2015 at 8:30pm - health - by Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML

#21328639
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23864) - you deserved it (4651)

On 01/01/2015 at 1:16pm - love - by ButtWorthSingingBout (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML

#21328639
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23864) - you deserved it (4651)

On 01/01/2015 at 1:16pm - love - by ButtWorthSingingBout (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I am struggling with exhaustion due to insomnia. The reason I cannot sleep is crippling anxiety - not about my complicated romantic situation, my pileup of work, or even my relationship with my father. No, I'm afraid of a blind ship captain I saw in a dream three days ago. FML

#21327341
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23288) - you deserved it (4165)

On 12/30/2014 at 6:47pm - health - by insomniacap (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML

#21325203
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33530) - you deserved it (3556)

On 12/27/2014 at 9:55am - love - by SupposedlyAverage (woman) - United States

Today, as I walked into McDonald's with my mom, she glanced at me and said, "Smells like your future." FML

#21323487
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29087) - you deserved it (3363)

On 12/24/2014 at 6:56pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. As things got heated, he broke down crying. I assumed it was just anxiety so I hugged him and told him it's alright and that it didn't matter, we'd try another time. Half an hour later, he confessed that he's actually gay. FML

Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML

#21320982
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27394) - you deserved it (3109)

On 12/20/2014 at 3:45pm - love - by KalaKa (man) - United States

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

#21319982
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33337) - you deserved it (3941)

On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)

Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML

#21318416
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34706) - you deserved it (6483)

On 12/16/2014 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Extravirgin (man) - Germany (Bayern)



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