About Darksidedoll
Green eyes, snake bites & Sith skin. I enjoy drawing & painting, Lord of the Rings (I can write/read elvish. I'm a bonafide bad ass), I'm a Final Fantasy zealot, food porn, tattoo conventions, collecting comics, anime, & reading FMLs in bed sleepily until I inevitably drop my iPod on my face. Lately I've been playing: Magic 2015, Minecraft, Final Fantasy VIII, Soul Reaver, Fallout: New Vegas, & Skyrim. If you're havin' lock problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 picks but I only need one. *shades* I spend my time on the Internet looking for lulz, music, shopping for books or t-shirts, or buying prezzies for the 2 greatest loves of my life, my husband & our lil' fatfat. I like a good conversation so feel free to message me with anything other than small talk. I'm terrible at small talk. Thumb & I'll thumb back. Such bio. Very info. Wow.
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Darksidedoll's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML

By sammieshortcake / Saturday 14 September 2013 15:30 / United States

Today, in French class we had to write love letters as an exercise. Since my boyfriend recently broke up with me by text message, I ended up writing a 20-sentence love letter in French to my cat. FML

By Frenchie / Thursday 12 September 2013 21:24 / United States - Belleville

Today, my sister came out of her room sobbing uncontrollably. When I asked what was wrong, she put her fingers in my face and asked if they smelled like pickles, and if "that's normal for girls". They did. It's not. FML

By Carebeareatu - / Saturday 14 September 2013 05:42 / United States - North Richland Hills

Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a quieter vibrator. -Mom and Dad." FML

By anon - / Monday 9 September 2013 15:15 / United States - Mantua

Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 11 January 2014 18:52 / Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo