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DarkSatan5
  • Town/Country : Inglewood, United States
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 85
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23544) - you deserved it (4523)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend was going to propose. Since he was really nervous, he decided to have a couple of drinks to loosen up. He ended up throwing up and passing out before he could get down on one knee. FML

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On 04/26/2009 at 3:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML

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On 04/17/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Safe - United States (New Jersey)



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