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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 June 1993 (22 years)
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Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML


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On 12/07/2013 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by mystery - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML


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On 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm - animals - by violated ._. (woman) - United States

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML


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On 07/29/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by PrettyScared (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML


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On 05/09/2013 at 1:30am - health - by Screwed Up (man) - United States

Today, I told my family I'm going shopping with my friend "Emma". My sister's been teasing me about this saying, "Emma can't exist! She's not real! You don't have any friends." She's right. FML


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On 05/08/2013 at 9:22pm - misc - by 19kwhatever (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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