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DarkAngelsBlade

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 June 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 414
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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DarkAngelsBlade's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML

#20984084
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68412) - you deserved it (5712)

On 12/07/2013 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by mystery - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML

#20849713
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45781) - you deserved it (14804)

On 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm - animals - by violated ._. (woman) - United States

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

#20809554
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66556) - you deserved it (5747)

On 07/29/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by PrettyScared (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

#20651461
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64470) - you deserved it (4162)

On 05/09/2013 at 1:30am - health - by Screwed Up (man) - United States

Today, I told my family I'm going shopping with my friend "Emma". My sister's been teasing me about this saying, "Emma can't exist! She's not real! You don't have any friends." She's right. FML

#20650839
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46222) - you deserved it (13952)

On 05/08/2013 at 9:22pm - misc - by 19kwhatever (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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