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  • Birth Date : Friday 19 October 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 983
  • Number of comments : 194
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About DalekScythe : I am somewhat nerdy, I'm into drawing. that profile pic up there, I made it.

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Today, at work, we ad an extremely rude customer wo startd cussing at us, and ma coworker startd cussing back. I jumpd on te register to quickly bring down te line, and apologizd to everyone for te scene. A secret sopper was in te line and claimd tat I was rude. I got written up. fat FML

#19231492
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On 03/07/2012 at 1:46am - work - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I WAS COOKING AN I BURND MAH THUMB . I HAD SOME FIRST-AID BURN SPRAY, SO I SPRAYD IT ON . I WENT OUTSIDE TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE, ANHEN I FLICKD MAH LIGHTER, MAH THUMB WENT UP IN FLAMES . TURNS OUT THAT FIRST-AID BURN SPRAY IS FLAMMABLE . FML

#19231418
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11697) - you deserved it (40398)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, ( Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable. ) The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

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On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

yesterday I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, ( Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable. ) The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25397) - you deserved it (7740)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11726) - you deserved it (41154)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorse are real. She insist that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. mega FML

#19011478
360 comments

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On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with bare looool hands. When I askd her wat all the commotion was about, she said she was worrid that I would catch "one of those computer vruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, I got stuck in a ravolving door. FML

#18972343
108 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today , I flew to England to visit boyfriend,ho has been working there fir the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited fir him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleague to ask himhat was going on. He had no ideahat I was talking about. mega FML

#18968998
165 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady lookd very angry at me an startd talking. Then she lookd like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently , I'd been stepping on her foot. She decidd to poke me in the eye an type , "Now you're blind too." FML

#18936748
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38543) - you deserved it (2968)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States

Today, my moter-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment . Se's quite possibly te riencarnation of Hitler imself, and se'll be staying until tis time next year . FML

#18797635
107 comments

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On 01/13/2012 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , mah distraught mom calld me , saying mah dad had killd himself and to come home right away. After cussing out mah math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi , I ran into the living room , only to find mah parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
178 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

looool today I stayd up until 4 am. I was waiting fir both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
247 comments

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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar startd trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, ( I usd to be a tough guy lyk you. Then I took an arrow in the knee. ) The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14860) - you deserved it (37387)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, someone puttd dog turds underneath all the decorative riendeers' butts in mah front yard!! The chief suspect is mah curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a nieghbor!! looool Last week he repositiond them in very suggestive poses!! FML

#18565100
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22745) - you deserved it (5470)

On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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