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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 September 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 558
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About DaemonSadi : Engaged to my beautiful fiancée.

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Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on wat I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was ( I farted ). Well, at least they all laughed. FML

#14211006
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On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

Today... I Was Having Sex With My Boyfriend When He Startd Shaking Really Hard. When I Askd Him Wat He Was Doing... He Simply Said "I Want To Be Better Than Yur Vibrator!" FML

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191 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, I Found Out Mah Older Brother Putted Tanning Lotion In The Lotion I Use To Masturbate With. Now I Have Orange Palms And An Orange Penis Which Won't Go Away 4 Weeks. FML

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321 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by caughtorangehanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

#12959324
240 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 2:53am - intimacy - by dom - United States

Today, I was giving mah boyfriend head . I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking mah neck loudly, and had to stophile the pain settld down . FML

#12946096
176 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 6:18am - intimacy - by neckcrack (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was driving home with dad after buying a new truck. We were on the freeway an the engine wasn't revving up very much. My dad thought that something was wrong with transmission, so he reachd over to change gears. Most cars won't go into reverse at high speeds. Mine does. FML

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On 08/23/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while leaving a restaurant, a little boy grabbed onto my leg and screamed, "Mommy! Don't leave looool me!" Then he looked up at my face, said, "Ewww," and ran away screaming in fear. FML

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On 08/20/2010 at 6:36pm - misc - by superconfused16 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, fir mah mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, mah mom an her boyfriend decidd to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward fir me an mah friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard mah friend going to town on herself. real FML

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239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44274) - you deserved it (4456)

On 08/16/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)



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