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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 September 1988 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 472
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About DaemonSadi : Engaged to my beautiful fiancée.

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Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML

#14211006
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28410) - you deserved it (7864)

On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

#13961788
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32069) - you deserved it (10640)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out my older brother put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to masturbate with. Now I have orange palms and an orange penis which won't go away for weeks. FML

#13278835
319 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by caughtorangehanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

#12959324
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20333) - you deserved it (29948)

On 09/08/2010 at 2:53am - intimacy - by dom - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

#12946096
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15900) - you deserved it (20156)

On 09/07/2010 at 6:18am - intimacy - by neckcrack (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was driving home with my dad after buying a new truck. We were on the freeway and the engine wasn't revving up very much. My dad thought that something was wrong with my transmission, so he reached over to change gears. Most cars won't go into reverse at high speeds. Mine does. FML

#12706799
56 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while leaving a restaurant, a little boy grabbed onto my leg and screamed, "Mommy! Don't leave me!" Then he looked up at my face, said, "Ewww," and ran away screaming in fear. FML

#12649609
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31420) - you deserved it (3918)

On 08/20/2010 at 6:36pm - misc - by superconfused16 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43992) - you deserved it (4443)

On 08/16/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)



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