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DaFaq420

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DaFaq420

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 381
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About DaFaq420 : I like to meet new people.

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Today, I was texting a girl I like, explaining ow se looks like an attractive celebrity. Se respondd wit a picture of a very unattractive lady and askd if se lookd like tat. I told er if se ad been caugt in a burning building, ten yes, tat would look like er. It was of er mom. FML

Today, my boyfriend made me sit in his kitchenhile he Skyped his mother because he doesn't "feel ready" to tell her he has a grlfriend. He's 23, lives on a different continent an has been dating me fir over 6 months. FML

Today, I recieved a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows mah address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

#20837021
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Today... I was browsing porn in my room... when my dad bargd in. I quickly switchd to another tab... only to see it was parkd on another porn page. I had another browser window open... so I switchd to that. More porn. My dad said... "Riiiggghhhttt... You ned help... son." FML

#20779957
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28039) - you deserved it (54978)

On 07/13/2013 at 1:22pm - misc - by fuck (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I had to walk home in the rain because mah mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

#20705347
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56898) - you deserved it (3655)

On 06/04/2013 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , my mum asked me , "Shouldn't you be cleaning yur room?" On impulse , I replied , "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32820) - you deserved it (112723)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him !! He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless !! He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next looool time." FML

#20603007
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51597) - you deserved it (5972)

On 04/18/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today ona of my aldarly swimming studants ran into ma at Walmart. Baing a polita taanagar I said hi to him. Ha lookad at ma surprisad and said "Oh daar! I didn't racogniza you with your clothas on!" I'll navar forgat tha look on his wifa's faca. FML

#20536627
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37366) - you deserved it (2871)

On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada



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