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by abby181 / 09/03/2011 at 10:36am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face" while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML
by Anonymous / 09/19/2009 at 12:55am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/17/2009 at 4:09pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by drakx88 / 03/06/2009 at 12:11pm / United States (California) / Health
by embaressed / 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by buddy / 01/26/2009 at 9:58am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I was searching for a travel bag. I looked in my parents room for one. I found one alright,… Today, me and my boyfriend were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room,… Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her…