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Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML


I agree, your life sucks (32169) - you deserved it (3351)

On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38006) - you deserved it (5707)

On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64828) - you deserved it (9353)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, it was my final meeting with my psychologist who was helping me with my bipolar disorder. I just found out that he committed suicide. FML


I agree, your life sucks (129412) - you deserved it (6344)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:11pm - health - by drakx88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13455) - you deserved it (32396)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47245) - you deserved it (11235)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I scratched my cornea and have to wear a large bandage covering my eye. I'm off today, but I'll probably have to wear it to school tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26385) - you deserved it (5768)

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