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Deathbyex1le's favorite FMLs

Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 17 October 2013 22:57 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I scratched my cornea and have to wear a large bandage covering my eye. I'm off today, but I'll probably have to wear it to school tomorrow. FML

By / Thursday 13 November 2008 03:01 / France

Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 26 September 2013 16:19 / United States - East Hampton

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 15 September 2013 19:53 / Romania - Bucharest

Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML

By lyfisdyno / Thursday 12 September 2013 00:16 / United Kingdom - Malvern