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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4763
  • Number of comments : 1545
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About CryMoreFMLs : I love videogames with an unhealthy passion.

Not a pro gamer, I play for fun - Love to animate ad design 3d models.

Im more on FML for the readings, the comments make my day though.

Im a small grammar nazi. I only go after you if its REALLY bad, because everybody makes mistakes.
I sadly make my own too, via pudge fingers or the iphone or spelling or THOSE GODDAMN HOMONYMS!!!!

I like to troll sometimes.

People I like:
KaySL
Perdix
DocScentist
KingDingALing
iAmScrubs
iAmnotmyself (aka: Mr. Epic)
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Dr. Mime

People I'm neutral towards:
IndiRae

People I Hate:
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pman590
yusostupid12
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Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML

#16972353
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29596) - you deserved it (4525)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to visit my great grandma. I saw that her dog had this red fluid on his ear, so I asked my grandma about it. She said she put red finger nail-polish in his ear so she could tell the difference between 'all' of her dogs. She only has one dog. FML

#16967772
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31954) - you deserved it (2501)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:13am - animals - by emegemerald - United States

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11950) - you deserved it (46237)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34746) - you deserved it (2658)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML

#16862726
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48546) - you deserved it (10706)

On 06/26/2011 at 6:32am - kids - by Unsanitary (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bed and I asked him. He asked for a rain check. FML

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

#16689352
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49003) - you deserved it (6390)

On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

#16687170
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36574) - you deserved it (9705)

On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

#16408581
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11820) - you deserved it (47593)

On 05/29/2011 at 9:45pm - work - by milkymoo (woman) - Cyprus

Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML

#16403007
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40291) - you deserved it (11263)

On 05/29/2011 at 2:22pm - animals - by Brie - United States

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

#16391580
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36746) - you deserved it (8139)

On 05/28/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by tb351 - United States

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

#16367769
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28196) - you deserved it (7509)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:26am - misc - by moe - United States

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

#15637668
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40503) - you deserved it (21764)

On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40541) - you deserved it (6937)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML

#15139956
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32325) - you deserved it (6838)

On 02/27/2011 at 2:28pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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