About Crymorefmls
I love videogames with an unhealthy passion. Not a pro gamer, I play for fun - Love to animate ad design 3d models. Im more on FML for the readings, the comments make my day though. Im a small grammar nazi. I only go after you if its REALLY bad, because everybody makes mistakes. I sadly make my own too, via pudge fingers or the iphone or spelling or THOSE GODDAMN HOMONYMS!!!! I like to troll sometimes. People I like: KaySL Perdix DocScentist KingDingALing iAmScrubs iAmnotmyself (aka: Mr. Epic) flockz Buttsexpirate EvilPotatoe Dr. Mime People I'm neutral towards: IndiRae People I Hate: EverybodyHatesCh pman590 yusostupid12 Xx_Dakota_xX
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Crymorefmls's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML

By Shamu - / Sunday 27 February 2011 19:28 / United States

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brew master at a beer company. FML

By sdk2010 - / Tuesday 6 March 2012 17:05 / Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

By BlueBirdWings - / Tuesday 6 March 2012 07:20 / Canada

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

By Kayla / Tuesday 6 March 2012 00:43 / United States

Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML

By Ismellbacon / Wednesday 29 February 2012 06:29 / Canada