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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4065
  • Number of comments : 1545
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About CryMoreFMLs : I love videogames with an unhealthy passion.

Not a pro gamer, I play for fun - Love to animate ad design 3d models.

Im more on FML for the readings, the comments make my day though.

Im a small grammar nazi. I only go after you if its REALLY bad, because everybody makes mistakes.
I sadly make my own too, via pudge fingers or the iphone or spelling or THOSE GODDAMN HOMONYMS!!!!

I like to troll sometimes.

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Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

#19292918
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20968) - you deserved it (11873)

On 03/17/2012 at 8:45am - misc - by belieber101 - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brew master at a beer company. FML

#19226913
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30492) - you deserved it (1880)

On 03/06/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by sdk2010 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

#19225607
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15988) - you deserved it (5899)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:20am - misc - by BlueBirdWings (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25123) - you deserved it (7712)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML

#19187002
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8238) - you deserved it (24462)

On 02/29/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Ismellbacon - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML

#19146021
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21234) - you deserved it (3722)

On 02/23/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we are a pair of gay men. I am a woman. FML

#18976383
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31107) - you deserved it (6946)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by Mrs. Man (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my five-year-old daughter came home from school. It was cold and she was very tired. I said, "Take off your socks and blow your nose." She took off her socks and blew her nose into them. FML

#18044688
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22633) - you deserved it (16766) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/22/2011 at 8:40am - kids - by titoutou222 - France

Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park when I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me so feeling nice I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML

#18044190
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22883) - you deserved it (6005)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:34am - misc - by tom0441 - Reserved

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19888) - you deserved it (43653)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML

#17838831
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37151) - you deserved it (6998)

On 09/26/2011 at 11:35am - intimacy - by Oops (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML

#17367681
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11109) - you deserved it (21632)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:47pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

#17131745
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32905) - you deserved it (3267)

On 07/16/2011 at 2:23am - money - by Tanner - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML

#17104871
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21546) - you deserved it (8214)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by Boo (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12940) - you deserved it (51535)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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