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About CryMoreFMLs : I love videogames with an unhealthy passion.
Not a pro gamer, I play for fun - Love to animate ad design 3d models.
Im more on FML for the readings, the comments make my day though.
Im a small grammar nazi. I only go after you if its REALLY bad, because everybody makes mistakes.
I sadly make my own too, via pudge fingers or the iphone or spelling or THOSE GODDAMN HOMONYMS!!!!
I like to troll sometimes.
People I like:
iAmnotmyself (aka: Mr. Epic)
People I'm neutral towards:
People I Hate:
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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park when I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me so feeling nice I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML
Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML
Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML
Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014