About Cristaderzi : I hate my life But LOVE my kids....
all other people can die.
(Except for children and animals LOL)
Oh and I write poetry and write in general and do photography.
I am THE Photojournalist!!!!!!
Yes The moon is MY photo...
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 1:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I suffered a mental breakdown. I told my roommates about it, and they decided to throw a very loud party while I was sobbing in my room, unable to sleep. My Xanax prescription ran out, I have no more sick days, and I have to wake up in two hours to work a ten hour day. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 1:05am - health - by sadparty (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I suffered a mental breakdown. I told my roommates about it, and they decided to throw a very loud party while I was sobbing in my room, unable to sleep. My Xanax prescription ran out, I have no more sick days, and I have to wake up in two hours to work a ten hour day. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 1:05am - health - by sadparty (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 10:43pm - work - by supervisor (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 10:29pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I got to work in the ER at the local hospital. A lady came in with high blood sugar. She was concerned because the same thing happened to her husband. I reassured her, telling her she'll be back with her husband in an hour or so. Her husband died four years ago from something similar. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 7:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)
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On 11/05/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 9:22am - health - by HairyBoobs (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 2:41am - health - by FatRunner (woman) - New Zealand (Marlborough)
Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
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On 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Cellismasher (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around and present a product to potential customers. After going out for a victory meal with friends, I came home to find my car broken into, and my GPS stolen. I need it for the job. FML
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On 11/04/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my parents, who are divorced, were arguing over who has to pay for my bus pass. They decided they wouldn't pay unless the other one did too. Neither will pay the £60 it'll cost for my bus pass. I now have to walk to school every day, in freezing winter weather. It's 9 miles. Each way. FML
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On 11/04/2009 at 3:00pm - misc - by Walker (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)
Today, I told my boyfriend I was afraid he would no longer love me when he returned from basic training. Hoping he would reassure me his feelings wouldn't change and we'd still be together, he replied instead, "Shit happens." FML
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On 11/04/2009 at 9:00am - love - by reality_stricken (woman) - Guam
Today, my roommate decided to fry some bacon. After finishing, he thought it would be easy to clean up if he just tossed the panful of grease out the second story window. Guess where I was standing at the time? FML
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On 11/04/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by burned (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I came in to work and found the conference room white boards completely clean. My assistant wiped all the white boards where I spent 10 hours writing schedule for the next three months. I was going to meet with all supervisors to finalize that schedule today. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 4:51pm - work - by CorpDrone (woman) - United States (Arizona)
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