About Cristaderzi
I hate my life But LOVE my kids.... all other people can die. (Except for children and animals LOL) Oh and I write poetry and write in general and do photography. I am THE Photojournalist!!!!!! Yes The moon is MY photo...
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Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

By goldenshower - / Friday 5 February 2010 18:22 / United States

Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML

By Project-Mayhem - / Wednesday 2 December 2009 10:57 / United States

Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML

By makeitstop / Wednesday 2 December 2009 07:14 / Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks its okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing". The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML

By j.b. / Wednesday 2 December 2009 05:57 / United States

Today, I found out that my 2 week Christmas vacation my boss was talking about wasn't for this year, but 2010. I spent the day with my husband cancelling flights to Florida, and explaning to my 8 year old why we were not going to Disney World. FML

By mylifesucks - / Wednesday 2 December 2009 01:32 / United States