About Cristaderzi : I hate my life But LOVE my kids....
all other people can die.
(Except for children and animals LOL)
Oh and I write poetry and write in general and do photography.
I am THE Photojournalist!!!!!!
Yes The moon is MY photo...
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
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On 11/10/2009 at 9:41am - intimacy - by Volume_control (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I decided to come clean with my daughter about her adoptive status within my family. Just after I told her she was adopted, I realized that I have been telling her stories about me giving birth to her. FML
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On 11/10/2009 at 7:33am - love - by Uh-oh (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I received a rejection letter from a company I interviewed with three weeks ago. They didn't mention giving my $200 portfolio back. Guess I'll keep using my 4-year degree to wait tables. FML
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On 11/10/2009 at 1:20am - work - by blargggggg (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I attended a focus group. Since I've been unemployed for a month now I thought the $60 would come in handy. By the time I finished someone had broken into my car, stole my GPS and MP3 player. FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 10:16pm - money - by unlucky (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Tee (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend only stayed with me because he didn't want to "be alone," and now that he has a new girlfriend, apparently he won't be. We were together for three and a half years. FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 5:24am - love - by LasagnaRawks (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 2:55am - health - by vanessa_d15 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 12:49am - misc - by miseventshappen - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my friend uses pictures of me to motivate her to work out. They are accompanied by sayings such as "you don't want to turn out like this." FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 7:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was falling asleep on my desk, my head on my fist. My elbow slipped off the edge of the desk and I punched myself, leaving a fist mark on my cheek. At school, people think my parents hit me. My parents think I'm getting bullied at school. No one believes the actual story. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by bob (man) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 2:26am - animals - by birdbath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
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