About Cristaderzi : I hate my life But LOVE my kids....
all other people can die.
(Except for children and animals LOL)
Oh and I write poetry and write in general and do photography.
I am THE Photojournalist!!!!!!
Yes The moon is MY photo...
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 12:34pm - misc - by Klepto (man) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 10:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I wore my cool new shirt with an oriental character on it to class. The Chinese TA burst into laughter and told me the shirt read, "I am a sad, pathetic person." FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Molly (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I have an important call waiting. I put the call through. It was my beautician, confirming my appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair. I hurriedly confirm and hang up to see everyone in the room giggling. The speaker phone was on. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 12:31pm - misc - by SpeakerPhone (woman) - France (Alsace)
Today, I went for a run in a new pair of shoes that left me with huge blisters. As I finished cleaning them up so they could heal, I limped to my bed to take a nap. I was woken by the fire alarm. My building was having a drill and we couldn't use the elevators. I live on the 9th floor. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by runner - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by ZINGER (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I told my wife to block the mail of her ex (because he was sending her romantic mails) or I would leave. She told me that I could leave. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 11:23pm - love - by RedLust (man) - Bolivia (Cochabamba)
Today, after getting my car completely fixed after it being damaged for a year, I was driving and the entire side panel on the car fell off. The repair man forgot to put the screws back in. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 4:23pm - misc - by 205 - United States
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 3:26pm - kids - by notateen (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 3:26pm - kids - by notateen (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 2:13pm - work - by fuckedup (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)
Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 12:47pm - health - by yellowjacket_34 (man) - United States (Montana)
Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 10:53am - misc - by teepee - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, my date arrived far earlier than expected to pick me up. Apparently my mother decided to show him to my room anyway. When the door swung open, I happened to be butt naked in front of the mirror, trying to pick out an ingrown hair on my bum. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 7:17am - misc - by stubblebutt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by ournhd (man) - United States (California)
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