About Cristaderzi : I hate my life But LOVE my kids....
all other people can die.
(Except for children and animals LOL)
Oh and I write poetry and write in general and do photography.
I am THE Photojournalist!!!!!!
Yes The moon is MY photo...
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by Yoooooo0 (woman) - United States
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 8:49am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, Me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 4:33am - love - by jimmyt420 (man) - United States (California)
Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 3:55am - misc - by Nomoresandwish (woman) - United States (California)
Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 3:55am - misc - by Nomoresandwish (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while I was in confession, I was saying my sins and the priest called me a "pain in the ass." FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by ? - United States
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my grandson asked how old I am and whether I'd seen Mammoths "for real" when I was a kid. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 2:13am - kids - by Granmacathy (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my friend accidentally left her facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 1:31am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
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On 11/28/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
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On 11/28/2009 at 4:37pm - misc - by badDriver (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML
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On 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by chacha - United States
Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Clause isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML
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On 11/28/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by TooTallNiCo (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I used the same credit card to apply to college and pay for a rave ticket. My card went through on the rave ticket but denied the college application fee. I guess my credit card is trying to tell me something about my future. FML
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On 11/28/2009 at 2:23am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
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