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Cristaderzi
  • Town/Country : Decatur, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 December 1978 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 5873
  • Number of comments : 396
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Cristaderzi : I hate my life But LOVE my kids....
all other people can die.
(Except for children and animals LOL)
Oh and I write poetry and write in general and do photography.
I am THE Photojournalist!!!!!!
Yes The moon is MY photo...

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Today, my husband admitted to me that he has a mental block about touching my boobs, because he's afraid that breast milk is going to spurt out at him. I had my son 5 months ago and I don't breast feed. FML

#8781188 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (13488) - you deserved it (2237)

On 03/02/2010 at 8:03pm - health - by sunny_ca559 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

#7905644 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (3638) - you deserved it (34440)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by goldenshower (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got back from a trip with a lady friend. I spent nearly a week's salary on a hotel, meals, gifts, tickets to show, and the like. As I drop her off at her place, she asks if I can let her out two doors down so her boyfriend wouldn't get mad. Hello, friend zone. FML

#6566272 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (22916) - you deserved it (6252)

On 12/02/2009 at 10:06am - misc - by jaynap - United States

Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML

#6565181 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (21269) - you deserved it (3706)

On 12/02/2009 at 5:57am - misc - by Project-Mayhem (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML

#6563904 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (26595) - you deserved it (2780)

On 12/02/2009 at 2:14am - work - by makeitstop - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that my husband thinks its okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing". The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML

#6562992 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (26990) - you deserved it (3203)

On 12/02/2009 at 12:57am - love - by j.b. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that my 2 week Christmas vacation my boss was talking about wasn't for this year, but 2010. I spent the day with my husband cancelling flights to Florida, and explaning to my 8 year old why we were not going to Disney World. FML

#6557406 (70)

I agree, your life sucks (23970) - you deserved it (3022)

On 12/01/2009 at 8:32pm - work - by mylifesucks (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML

#6534520 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (16320) - you deserved it (3755)

On 11/30/2009 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML

#6532310 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (22012) - you deserved it (2753)

On 11/30/2009 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

#6528264 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (19987) - you deserved it (9449)

On 11/30/2009 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was working at a restaurant when my manager approached me and informed me that there was people having sex in the women's washroom, and he needed me to go in and ask them to cut it out. So I did. Five minutes later, a woman walks out with her disabled son and asks to talk to my manager. FML

#6526778 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (26060) - you deserved it (1861)

On 11/30/2009 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Janer88 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was riding my bike back to my house. Suddenly I was hit by something in the head. I looked down to see a lemon on the ground and looked up to see a guy yelling at me in a car that was passing. He was yelling at me because I got in the way of the house he was throwing it at. FML

#6525806 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (18056) - you deserved it (1869)

On 11/30/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Lemonhead (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I spoke with my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend. Actually, she isn't all that crazy. He really did cheat on her with half a dozen other girls. The same girls he's apparently cheating on me with. How do I know for sure? Thank you crazy ex for his email passwords. FML

#6521538 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (31376) - you deserved it (3285)

On 11/29/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a funny smelling liquid was sprayed all over the computer. Last week, I told my fully pottytrained but extremely reluctant toddler that he couldn't play Barney games until he used the big boy toilet. A 4 year old's revenge really sucks. FML

#6515596 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (18890) - you deserved it (3700)

On 11/29/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

#6512953 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (28660) - you deserved it (2273)

On 11/29/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by Yoooooo0 (woman) - United States