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CrazyManNo9
  • Town/Country : Columbus, Ohio
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 753
  • Number of comments : 374
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML

#726983
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82551) - you deserved it (7029)

On 03/31/2009 at 4:47pm - kids - by poo_shoe123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

#644123
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72187) - you deserved it (13919)

On 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by badmom (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (526986) - you deserved it (319632)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother told me she was going out of town this weekend. I re-assured her that I would not throw a party. She replied "Oh, like you have enough friends to do that." FML

#98981
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35716) - you deserved it (2900)

On 02/21/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by stinker (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I crashed my car racing backwards and told my parents I was rear ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

#765
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2597) - you deserved it (25255)

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