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CrazyManNo9

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CrazyManNo9

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2644
  • Number of comments : 434
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

#644123
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84432) - you deserved it (16781)

On 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by badmom (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (691884) - you deserved it (462873)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother told me she was going out of town this weekend. I re-assured her that I would not throw a party. She replied "Oh, like you have enough friends to do that." FML

#98981
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42673) - you deserved it (3831)

On 02/21/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by stinker (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I crashed my car racing backwards and told my parents I was rear ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

#765
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4368) - you deserved it (39405)

On 12/31/2008 at 1:23pm - misc - by - Sent from mobile version



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