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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Inception

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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • Santa Claus

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  • This isn't what should be happening

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  • I’m your new creative director

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  • Happy ending

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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  • I never take things to heart

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  • Supersize Menu

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  • 50 favorites

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • Judgmental

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  • It's in the can!

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • The Mixer

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  • Perfectionist

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • I moderated this!

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
    20%
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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  • Going for gold

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  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • One more and it's business time

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    4%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    3%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    92%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • Socialite

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  • Mobility

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    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

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  • Happy month-versary

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    543%
  • I liked to the power of 20

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    0%
  • Picture this FML

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    7%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    43%
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Crazymanno9's favorite FMLs

Today, I crashed my car racing backwards and told my parents I was rear ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

By / Wednesday 31 December 2009 18:23 / France

Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML

By ugh - / Wednesday 9 January 2013 01:01 / United States - Saint Clair Shores

Today, my wife has the flu, while I have strep throat. We have a two-year-old toddler and have no clue as to who's more contagious and who should take care of her as to not get her sick. Yay for the entire day of surgical masks and Sesame Street. FML

By Curly - / Wednesday 9 January 2013 00:26 / United States - Ashburn

Today, I was getting a spray tan and realized I didn't have a hair tie, so I used a thong instead. I lost track of time and realized I needed to go pick up my daughter. I threw on my clothes, drove to pick her up, went to the store, and went for ice cream... thong still in my hair. FML

By Embarrassed / Wednesday 2 January 2013 17:33 / United States

Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML

By catdog / Wednesday 2 January 2013 06:07 / United States - West Sacramento