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CrazyManNo9

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CrazyManNo9

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1959
  • Number of comments : 428
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

#17597553
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29295) - you deserved it (2360)

On 08/27/2011 at 6:40pm - misc - by concertqueen - United States (California)

Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML

#17539205
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25357) - you deserved it (2955)

On 08/21/2011 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

#17526290
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33338) - you deserved it (4478)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

Today, I was camping out under the stars on my trampoline. I was just about asleep when I felt a tickle on my arm. Figuring it was an ant, I brushed it off. The rest of the red ants crawling up my arm didn't like that. FML

#17500092
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29750) - you deserved it (4355)

On 08/17/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by santasadiekins - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

#17215427
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37053) - you deserved it (9571)

On 07/22/2011 at 9:38am - intimacy - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

#17165263
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60551) - you deserved it (5647)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML

#16425645
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29254) - you deserved it (13080)

On 05/30/2011 at 9:59pm - work - by sashimieater - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my mom confessed that she has to make up compliments to give to prove me wrong when I said she can never say positive things about me. FML

#16053231
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22452) - you deserved it (2975)

On 05/05/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by wow -

Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need". After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML

#14186958
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19438) - you deserved it (2687)

On 12/13/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by yermom (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

#14114390
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27717) - you deserved it (2177)

On 12/06/2010 at 11:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was kicked out of a Family Dollar. My mom thought it would be fun to press all the buttons on the musical ceramic cathedrals so they would all play at the same time. FML

#13788203
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19588) - you deserved it (2625)

On 11/10/2010 at 8:16am - misc - by dearprudence89 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a Family Dollar. My mom thought it would be fun to press all the buttons on the musical ceramic cathedrals so they would all play at the same time. FML

#13788203
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19588) - you deserved it (2625)

On 11/10/2010 at 8:16am - misc - by dearprudence89 - United States

Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML

#13499109
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22921) - you deserved it (4009)

On 10/18/2010 at 2:02pm - health - by bjevilcat2 - United States

Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML

#13380605
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29646) - you deserved it (2912)

On 10/09/2010 at 4:54pm - misc - by Sean - United States (California)



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