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CrazyManNo9

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3634
  • Number of comments : 458
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Visits<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 5:58pm<b>vhsjulia</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 11:54pm<b>slitherasssnape</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 11:17am<b>AAHHHHH</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 1:27am<b>AryanaStar</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 1:52pm<b>Rababco</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 1:10am<b>bolee997</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 4:39pm<b>BonerFart</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 11:26am<b>saffy66</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 9:17am<b>tweak2011</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 5:51am<b>claudiajean</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 8:18pm<b>nadiabjensen</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 6:44pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 12:23pm<b>Alexandria79</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 5:34pm<b>turtkko</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 3:59pm<b>Kidjazzin</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 3:13am<b>Abhinow</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 3:31pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 6:24pm

Fucked!<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 11:58pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 3:30am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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CrazyManNo9's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML

by hakuna matata / 10/31/2012 at 6:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, after 6 months of training and going to the gym every day, I realized that the only thing I've lost is $300 worth of gas. FML

by Anonymous / 10/24/2012 at 9:09am / United States / Health

Today, I found out why my cat hasn't been coming home for regular meals. Apparently, my elderly next door neighbour has forgotten that her cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning. My cat is exploiting her by impersonating her dead cat to get better food. My cat is an asshole. FML

by assholecat / 10/10/2012 at 4:43am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals

Today, I finally found the perfect quote to open my college essay. Then I found out that the author was one of the founders of the KKK. FML

by Albert / 09/20/2012 at 2:10am / United States / Work

Today, I realized just how messed up my life is, thanks to all the scare stories my wife sees on Dr Phil. She's now convinced that I'll start beating her someday. She's started taking martial arts classes, and threatens to use her skills every time I get even slightly frustrated with her. FML

by yarhyun1 / 08/19/2012 at 12:00pm / United States / Love

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML

by sneaky1324 / 08/18/2012 at 3:49am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML

by 1.30am / 02/10/2012 at 4:59am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

by Anonymous / 01/03/2012 at 12:32am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML

by notfatanymore / 11/13/2011 at 3:50pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Love

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

by candice / 11/01/2011 at 5:09am / Reserved / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother said I am slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution: buying me a vibrator. FML

by kdmoney / 09/23/2011 at 2:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML

by failure / 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband used our last $2000 to buy himself a motorcycle. It's supposed to "save us a lot on gas money." FML

by julesmommy / 09/08/2011 at 1:36am / United States (Washington) / Money

Today, my husband used our last $2000 to buy himself a motorcycle. It's supposed to "save us a lot on gas money." FML

by julesmommy / 09/08/2011 at 1:36am / United States (Washington) / Money

Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML

by Anonymous / 09/07/2011 at 12:30am / United States (Colorado) / Love