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CrazyJ716

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 883
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About CrazyJ716 : I'm just a crazy guy, message me if you are also a crazy person wanting to talk. By the way, I'm totally 70 years old. Just believe it.

CrazyJ716's page activity

Visits<b>jack_jill05</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 6:00pm<b>El_Mojiiito</b> - the 12/08/2013 at 9:51am<b>imisstheocean</b> - the 10/01/2013 at 9:50pm<b>bobbash</b> - the 10/01/2013 at 7:33pm<b>The_Curvy_Girl</b> - the 09/15/2013 at 2:30pm<b>katydid91</b> - the 09/15/2013 at 12:16am<b>_Volt_</b> - the 09/13/2013 at 9:01pm<b>Lennox_B</b> - the 09/12/2013 at 5:45pm<b>CandyDawg</b> - the 09/10/2013 at 11:19pm<b>poopstick999</b> - the 09/10/2013 at 10:45pm<b>plzent3r</b> - the 09/10/2013 at 4:12pm<b>Exotic_Nihilism</b> - the 09/10/2013 at 3:31pm<b>AnOriginalName</b> - the 09/10/2013 at 1:18pm<b>FindingYujin</b> - the 09/10/2013 at 12:47pm<b>mimiminx</b> - the 09/10/2013 at 12:23pm<b>starile</b> - the 09/10/2013 at 12:05pm<b>guitarman1400</b> - the 09/10/2013 at 11:44am<b>joopjoop</b> - the 09/10/2013 at 11:01am

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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CrazyJ716's favorite FMLs

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm / United States / Love

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML

by OuchImAMoron / 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

by Anonymous / 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Intimacy

Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML

by Evil_Angel_90 / 09/10/2013 at 7:36am / Australia / Animals

Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

by mycar / 08/20/2013 at 1:40pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

by frustrated / 08/17/2013 at 6:56pm / Ireland (Kerry) / Intimacy

Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML

by mile high clubber / 07/14/2013 at 6:41am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML

by nomorenakedpicsplease / 07/07/2013 at 1:21am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML

by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck / 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm / Guam / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML

by ._. / 06/04/2013 at 8:08pm / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Intimacy