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Computer865

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I got wisdom teeth removd. All I can remember is crying to mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

TODAY, A GUY IN MAH CLASS WAS TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF. HE STARTED HIS STORY WITH, "WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I WAS A GINGER." I REPLIED WITHOUT THINKING, "IS THAT WHY U GOT PUT UP 4 ADOPTION?" HIM BEING ADOPTED WAS THE ACTUAL STORY HE WANTED TO TELL. REAL FML

#21246134
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20160) - you deserved it (96)

On 08/26/2014 at 11:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Yesterday, I Was Watching The Movie Frozen With 8 Year Old Daughter!! I Had Seen It Before, So I Sung Along With Some Of The Songs!! My Daughter Putted A Finger Over Lips, Said "Shhhhhhhhut The Fuck Up," Then Turned Back To The TV, Giggling!! FML

#21245090
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38461) - you deserved it (14855)

On 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm - kids - by JackieD (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war!! Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style!!

#21128082
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24144) - you deserved it (35001)

On 05/01/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by Mortifiedcharityworker (woman) - Austria

Today , I Hurt Mah Back , And Now I Have To Lie On Mah Stomach For Twenty Minute Every Hour So I Can Ice The Pain. My Boyfriend Won't Stop Using Mah Ass As Bongo Drums Every Time. FML

#21127987
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40233) - you deserved it (6987)

On 05/01/2014 at 1:31pm - misc - by booty backfire - United States

Today, I Was In The Car With My Boyfriend,ho Was Driving Down The Highway With The Windows Down. All Of A Sudden, Everything Went Black. A Cattle Truck Had Spd Past, An I Had Been Hit By Cow Faeces Travelling At 110km An Hour. My Boyfriend Was Hysterical. None Of It Hit Him. FML

#21127873
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49629) - you deserved it (4529)

On 05/01/2014 at 10:17am - animals - by Felicityfrank (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with mah 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk!! When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me an screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into mah balls!! FML

#21044971
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49961) - you deserved it (6256)

On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, BOYFRIEND FINALLY SUCCEEDD IN UNHOOKING BRA WITH ONE HAND, EXCITEDLY EXCLAIMING, "BOOBIES BE FREE!" FML

#21043704
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44412) - you deserved it (11471)

On 01/29/2014 at 12:13am - love - by freed - United States (Ohio)

Today , I was eating at a Chinese restaurant,hen I stopped the waitress to tell her that even though I am of Chinese heritage , I can't understand a word of Chinese. After an awkward silence , she told me she was actually speaking English. FML

#21042741
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39253) - you deserved it (14641)

On 01/28/2014 at 6:16am - misc - by ChickenBallsPlease (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, mah mom walked into mah room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on mah face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on mah desk while I wasn't looking. FML

#21041865
55 comments

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On 01/27/2014 at 2:26pm - love - by love you too mommy - United States (New York)

Today, I was reading FML's brthday blog post and saw a picture of myself in it. I would've been happy if it wasn't #4 in the list of worst duckface of the week. FML

#21040870
166 comments

Today my sister was taking forever in the bathroom an I jokingly threatend to kick down the door. I rammd into it an it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamd an our parents came running. Now I'm groundd forever an our bathroom has no door. big fat FML

#21040628
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22476) - you deserved it (42045)

On 01/26/2014 at 1:20pm - misc - by shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , mah husband jokingly told mah daughterhen she passe gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest an ugliest person there . We went shopping after an she let a HUGE fart out . She gasped , ( Mommy! ) FML

#21031501
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47953) - you deserved it (7060)

On 01/18/2014 at 4:45am - kids - by FattestUgliestPerson (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today , I Shut One Of My Breasts In My Car Door. FML

#21031414
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49514) - you deserved it (9321)

On 01/18/2014 at 1:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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