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Collington
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canadia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 125
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Collington : Hi Internet. I'm a pretty chill, open dude. I have a bizarre sense of humour, and often put my foot in my mouth.

I have a thing for Steam Powered Giraffe and am secretly Tony Stark.

Collington is my real, 4serious name. I was named after my great grandfather who kicked astronomical amounts of ass.

I travel to schools all over my city and give anti-homophobia and anti-transphobia workshops for a living. It's awesome work, and I never get tired of it.

If you are so inclined you can stalk me at professorminion.tumblr.com

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Today, I had to go to the hospital for an allergic reaction. Turns out, I'm highly allergic to cherry blossoms. My wife and I just bought a house and moved into a new neighborhood. Almost every block in this neighborhood, including my own, has rows and rows of cherry blossom trees. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38144) - you deserved it (2507)

On 04/28/2013 at 6:10pm - health - by verycherryfucked (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my 15-year-old brother got busted for selling pills at school. The officer said they were reddish pink, so we searched the house for that kind of pill. Turns out it was my dog's medicine from over 4 years ago. FML

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65 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 12:54am - kids - by kkt - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML

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77 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 7:42pm - misc - by forgotten - United States (Arizona)

Today, I walked into my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML

#20513110
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24420) - you deserved it (3455)

On 02/19/2013 at 2:01am - animals - by xtammyle - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at an open mic comedy club, my jokes went down so poorly that someone decided to hurl a chair at me on-stage. FML

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87 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 7:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Iceland

Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML

#20466086
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On 01/18/2013 at 10:25am - misc - by Keastwood013 - United States

Today, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating ex would be. I passionately rehearsed how I would have a go at him big time when I met him. Guess who was walking right behind me and heard it all. FML

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On 01/18/2013 at 7:55am - love - by Shuttie (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)



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