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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 February 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I showed up at work and a coworker pointed a gun at me. After twisting his arm and leveling his face into the wall, I found out it was a lighter. Now I might lose my job over his stupid joke. FML

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

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178 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

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148 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 3:05am - health - by irony (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44657) - you deserved it (3534)

On 08/15/2009 at 8:49pm - money - by smallpaycheck (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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175 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Amanda (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that bees like to make hives in odd places, like in your vintage car's trunk. I also found out that they don't like it when you break their hive in half when you open the trunk to get out a spare tire. FML

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82 comments

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On 08/03/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Stung (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 4:12am - love - by DAMMit (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was walking to find a public toilet in a Chinese village. While looking for the women's restroom, I stepped on a thin sheet of plastic. I fell into the toilet's waste collection area and found myself knee-deep in the villagers' faeces. FML

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On 05/13/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by pooped (woman) - China (Beijing)



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