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Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10117) - you deserved it (28627)

On 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

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On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML

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On 12/29/2011 at 7:03am - misc - by nolife - United States



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