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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 567
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Cleao18317 :
I had this great bio before, but then it somehow got deleted. I don't really remember what it said...
So here's some small basics:
I play soccer, and pretty much live for the sport
I'm not a grammar Nazi, but prefer to spell words and punctuate correctly
I hardly comment because I usually read the FML's late or I don't have anything decent to say(Even if I comment, it probably won't be decent.)
You've been warned.
Message me anything you want, I use the website as well as the app.

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Cleao18317's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend tried explaining a duck flying into our living room and taking a shit everywhere as "paranormal activity". FML

#20963751
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37360) - you deserved it (3324)

On 11/19/2013 at 8:09pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacher handed out on Friday. One question said "I would like to see my son/daughter ______." My dad wrote in the blank: "less often." FML

#20961005
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47430) - you deserved it (4112)

On 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm - kids - by :( (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

#20959868
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22700) - you deserved it (43821)

On 11/16/2013 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "lil' yeast infection's sis". FML

#20935789
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33572) - you deserved it (2600)

On 10/27/2013 at 3:52pm - misc - by Dor51 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my OCD manager sprayed my hands with chemicals because I touched the bin while throwing away a piece of paper. My hands are now covered in itchy, unattractive rashes. FML

#20833453
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38382) - you deserved it (2802)

On 08/12/2013 at 7:19am - work - by nearly a crazy lady - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML

#20158993
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25583) - you deserved it (2907)

On 11/11/2012 at 2:11pm - money - by youfuckingslut (man) - United States

Today, I was digging in my lawn, trying to ignore the suspicious glances coming from my nosy fuckball of a neighbor. When he asked what I was doing, I replied with dripping sarcasm, that I was digging up the schoolkids I killed last year. Fifteen minutes later, the cops he called arrived. FML

#20015702
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31143) - you deserved it (8578)

On 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by diggingaplotforone - United States (California)

Today, my sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on my iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, and should wrap his willy. FML

#19841077
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28137) - you deserved it (3067)

On 06/24/2012 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Addison - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss gave me a new assignment at work: go online and look for my own replacement, then interview him. FML

#19800401
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26613) - you deserved it (1788)

On 06/17/2012 at 4:50am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I found out that of the three medications I am taking for depression, one causes weight gain, one causes severe weight gain, and one "might cause weight gain." FML

#19545026
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27451) - you deserved it (2992)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:00pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
583 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13355) - you deserved it (54620) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

#19369767
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40138) - you deserved it (2525)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML

#18824245
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33130) - you deserved it (10321)

On 01/16/2012 at 12:10pm - animals - by moorox45 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I received a late Christmas present from my estranged father. I was really excited, having neither seen nor heard from him in nearly two years. It was a $200 gift card for a store that only exists in Canada. I don't live in Canada. Not even close. FML

#18675762
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27268) - you deserved it (3621)

On 01/01/2012 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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