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Today, I was sitting on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy came and sat next to me. Next thing I know, he farts loudly, then proudly looks my way. I stared back in shock. He says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. Shes on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
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On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, the only one that became aroused while looking at me in my sexy Halloween costume was my dog. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Shelly - United States (Florida)
Today, I overheard a conversation between a coworker and a new employee. The new girl was trying to get familiar with people's names, and she asked my coworker, "Which one is Heather?" He answered, "The annoying one." She said, "Oh, that's Heather." I'm Heather. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 10:19am - work - by kaz89 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that the friend I stayed up with for nights on end, talking out of depression and suicide, has 'politely' posted up on facebook that he secretly hates me. FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 5:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
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On 10/17/2010 at 8:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 1:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I boarded a trans-Atlantic flight by myself, and struck up a nice conversation with the passenger across the aisle. Before we even took off, the man in front of me unbuckled, stood to face me, and asked me to please shut the hell up. "It's a 9 hour flight, and you're VERY loud!" FML
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On 10/01/2010 at 10:32am - misc - by northernlass - United States (Ohio)
Today, I went to the airport with my mom, who requested a wheelchair for me, since I have a broken leg. I'm 24. Embarrassed, I insisted I push myself around, instead of an airline assistant doing it. A few seconds later, I crash into the same airline assistant, who then falls back into my lap. FML
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On 09/15/2010 at 11:53am - health - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I turned up 5 minutes late to what would have been a 5 minute breast check. After waiting for ages, a nurse asked me what I was doing there. Turns out because I was late, they had put me in the no-show pile, but forgot to tell me when I checked in. FML
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On 09/15/2010 at 5:45am - health - by msyaz (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my boss reached over and yanked up my shirt right above my breasts while she said, "I'm all for flaunting it if you've got it, but don't reveal that much cleavage, there are dirty old men that work here." FML
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On 09/15/2010 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
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On 08/20/2010 at 7:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I got back from a two week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my room mate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
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On 08/20/2010 at 6:03pm - animals - by therealducktape - Sent from mobile version
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