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TODAY, I WAS WOKEN UP TO MA MOM PLAYING TE PIANO AWFULLY. I SCREAMED DOWN TE STARS "YOU SUCK, STOP PLAYING!" TURNS OUT IT WAS MA 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN PLAYING A RECITAL. FOR MA ENTRE FAMILY. FML

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140 comments

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On 04/15/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by christinabear (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML

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On 04/11/2009 at 4:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while teaching mah kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting mah period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over mah own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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On 04/09/2009 at 12:53am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a grl who looked my age pointed to a shrt I had in my bag . "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling . She looked pretty cool, so I nodded an asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store . Turns out she didn't, she's the manager . FML

#843065
687 comments

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On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , at job as a cashier , a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said , "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me , looks at his dad , and walks over to the next cashier.

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On 04/04/2009 at 9:07pm - kids - by Nottheprettylady (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I WAS GOING TO A STOPLIGHT PARTY. GREEN SHIRT=SINGLE, YELLOW=HARD TO GET AN RED=TAKEN. I SHOW UP WEARING A RED SHIRT AN I SEE MY BOYFRIEND IN A GREEN SHIRT. THINKING IT WAS A MISTAKE, I ASK HIM JOKINGLYHY HE ISN'T WEARING RED. HE LOOKS AT ME WEIRD AN SAYS, "OH, YOU DIDN'T GET MY TEXT?" FML

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On 03/27/2009 at 12:47pm - misc - by 1234567898765432 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I showed up at mah boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, an then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring an ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 8:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I had mah girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in mah basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to fine mah 10 year old brother sitting next to mah girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw yur brains looool out, whatever that means". FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 11:42am - kids - by CaoNiMa (man) - China (Beijing)

2day I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman , how he made every opportunity to see her , and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled , because that's exactly the way I feel about mah crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML

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On 03/18/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by bluten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I was working at Coldstone. When a customer tips us we are requred to sing. A late night DJ came in putted 20 dollars in the tip cup and asked to hear every song we had. After we sang one song he looked at me and asked me to please stop singing or he was taking his money back.

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On 03/18/2009 at 1:05am - work - by Rev (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Taday was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can loose wieght. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by not_so_sweet_sixteen - United States (New Hampshire)

my phone ranghile I was home alone. When I picked up , all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of mah friends playing a joke , I said loudly , ( Get off the phone , you fucker , and don't call back! ) It turned out it was mah grandma. She had been having a stroke. real FML

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151 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 5:01pm - misc - by badgrandchild - United States (District of Columbia)

Today I flew home early from a two month trip to Europe to surprise mah boyfriend on his brthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with slik-screened pictures from mah trip his roommate answered the door and said "Oh sorry he's out with his grlfriend." FML

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86 comments

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On 03/06/2009 at 4:07pm - love - by Muscle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to mah rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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