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  • It's in the can!

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Judgmental

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  • 50 favorites

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • A new thumb

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  • 50 quality comments

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    6%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    56%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Chickenlegs937's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML

By Perdedor / Wednesday 7 January 2009 21:54 / United States

Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML

By drug testing / Thursday 9 May 2013 22:22 / United States - Little Chute

Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show my dad a picture on my phone, my boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight." FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 17 April 2013 05:39 / United States - Long Beach

Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML

By everyoneheard - / Thursday 28 March 2013 15:11 / United Kingdom - London

Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 26 December 2012 18:30 / United States - Bakersfield