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Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 9:15am - misc - by drunkfacebookuser (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said "Good." FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
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On 10/17/2010 at 9:55am - kids - by Ashley Marshburn - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend told me it wasn't working out and he was breaking up with me. The reason? I have the same first and last name as a very unpopular girl, and he gets embarrassed when people mistakenly assume he's going out with her. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 2:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
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On 10/06/2010 at 12:37am - love - by crucets (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my ex-boyfriend asked how long he'd have to wait until he could ask out my best friend. We broke up yesterday. FML
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On 09/28/2010 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 3:22pm - misc - by milhouse86 (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
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On 09/16/2010 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend got scared of a fly, freaked out, and accidentally punched me in the face. FML
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On 09/06/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Dakota)
Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 3:55pm - misc - by Shelby (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year old I had to deal with. FML
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Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They moved without telling me. FML
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On 05/24/2010 at 1:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was supposed to talk to my girlfriend's mom to ask permission to date her daughter but I chickened out. We've been together for almost a year, but have not been on a real date because I am too damn scared of her family. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 3:33am - love - by imafrickenidiot - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 3:14am - love - by BirthdayGirl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was washing a stainless steel pot at my kitchen job. Every time I pulled it out of the dishwasher and examined it for dirt, I saw something orange inside it. After 3 run-throughs, I realized it was just my shirts reflection. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 12:23am - work - by 3Airwalk3 (man) - Canada (Alberta)
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