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by dizzy / 03/07/2011 at 2:28am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Intimacy
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
by devinbyrne / 03/05/2011 at 3:26pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/05/2011 at 6:43am / France (Alsace) / Love
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
by FFFFF- / 03/02/2011 at 12:12pm / Singapore / Love
by nothingisreal69 / 03/01/2011 at 5:21pm / Reserved / Animals
Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML
by afafakfhsg / 02/18/2011 at 7:19pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm / France / Health
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2010 at 3:12am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2010 at 10:42pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by wow / 11/25/2010 at 2:32am / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Miscellaneous
by fightingkittens / 11/19/2010 at 1:07am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
by sandyseashells10 / 11/13/2010 at 1:29am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by nothingdoes / 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…