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by Pain_intolerant / 03/11/2011 at 9:11am / Canada / Health
Today, I got a super short pixie cut. All my boyfriend could do was stare at me, speechless. I thought he was taken aback by how cute it was until he told me that I look exactly like my fifteen year old brother. FML
by hackling fellow / 03/10/2011 at 8:17am / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
by Myboyfriendisaromanticslob / 03/10/2011 at 12:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
by drebel / 03/09/2011 at 5:27pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by prdept. / 03/09/2011 at 12:12pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/09/2011 at 11:07am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML
by life_isnt_fair / 03/09/2011 at 3:27am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 6:23pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by caqi33 / 03/08/2011 at 1:23pm / United States / Health
by ouch / 03/08/2011 at 10:50am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by ToxicSuicide / 03/08/2011 at 1:47am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…