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Today, I visited my brother in jail for the first time. I didn't know what to say so I blurted out : "Are you having fun ?" FML

#76277
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8801) - you deserved it (37217)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:06am - misc - by cynicalcindy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML

#47505
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On 02/15/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by miapapaya (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
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On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

#8528
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On 02/04/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by 918boyz (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML

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On 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by losingstreak - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

#2862
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On 01/27/2009 at 2:42pm - kids - by Noname - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML

#792
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On 01/07/2009 at 4:54pm - money - by Perdedor - United States (New York)



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