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Today, I handed in an assignment in health class that had to calculate my BMI. Embarassed by my weight I put it 15 pounds less. I got the assignment back and lost credit for something. Circled in red pen on the top was you must put your "EXACT" weight. FML
by ohh jeez. / 02/20/2009 at 9:49pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by cynicalcindy / 02/19/2009 at 4:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by miapapaya / 02/15/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by #201 / 02/05/2009 at 8:23am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by 918boyz / 02/04/2009 at 5:23pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML
by losingstreak / 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 01/27/2009 at 2:42pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Kids
by Perdedor / 01/07/2009 at 4:54pm / United States (New York) / Money
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…