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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 February 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1367
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Cheesecakee : My name is courtney & im a ginger. :D

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Cheesecakee's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

#17557352
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34828) - you deserved it (4415)

On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

#17548776
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20005) - you deserved it (41697)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

#17548776
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20005) - you deserved it (41697)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

#17548776
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20005) - you deserved it (41697)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

#17548776
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20005) - you deserved it (41697)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

#17548776
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20005) - you deserved it (41697)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

#17548776
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20005) - you deserved it (41697)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

#17548776
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20005) - you deserved it (41697)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

#17547922
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33713) - you deserved it (3244)

On 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by Say Cheese - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML

#17545314
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31359) - you deserved it (3825)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:38am - kids - by Danielle - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML

#17543334
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17012) - you deserved it (32705)

On 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm - intimacy - by datingmrpicky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML

#17543334
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17012) - you deserved it (32705)

On 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm - intimacy - by datingmrpicky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML

#17543334
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17012) - you deserved it (32705)

On 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm - intimacy - by datingmrpicky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML

#17543334
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17012) - you deserved it (32705)

On 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm - intimacy - by datingmrpicky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

#17541030
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30857) - you deserved it (2458)

On 08/21/2011 at 8:03pm - misc - by Bobby ray slice - United States (Minnesota)



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