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Cely988
  • Town/Country : London, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 February 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 154
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Cely988 : Hellow!
My name's Celina, I was born in Romania but I currently live in London. I'm a cheerful, friendly, optimistic person yet I'm brutally honest. I'm addicted to reading, music, the Internet, science, learning new languages (currently learning French and Japanese) and nutrition. If you want to chat either message me here or on my kik or snapchat: cely988. I don't bite (unless you're an annoying pervert) :3

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Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML

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304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42419) - you deserved it (21678)

On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

#20985281
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49635) - you deserved it (2360)

On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm in a military academy with a strict no alcohol policy. My friends drunk call me practically every night to tell me how much fun they are having. FML

#20905471
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34168) - you deserved it (6479)

On 10/02/2013 at 11:46pm - work - by sober judge - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was verbally abused by a customer at my job. Apparently, wearing "ugly, thick-framed hipster glasses as a fashion statement is a HUGE faux pas." These are my actual prescription glasses, and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML

#20840053
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39482) - you deserved it (2867)

On 08/16/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by hipster glasses - United States

Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

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188 comments

Today, a co-worker verbally abused me because I yawned. His excuse was that, "It's contagious". FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36899) - you deserved it (3797)

On 07/24/2013 at 5:15am - work - by CapNCook (man) - United States (Illinois)



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