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  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1541
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Cely988 : Hellow!
My name's Celina, I was born in Romania but I currently live in London. I'm a cheerful, friendly, optimistic person yet I'm brutally honest. I'm addicted to reading, music, the Internet, science, learning new languages (currently learning French and Spanish) and piercings (I have 3). If you want to chat either message me here or ask for my kik. I don't bite (unless you're an annoying pervert) :3

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Cely988's favorite FMLs

Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I planned to stay at my apartment, cry and eat chocolate in peace. My roommate decided to have loud sex with her boyfriend in the apartment. She refused to quiet down, saying "My body, my rules." FML

#21379056
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25549) - you deserved it (3412)

On 03/21/2015 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by stoprubbingitinmyface (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit. FML

#21378703
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26142) - you deserved it (8952)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:25am - love - by rayraydayday - United States (Colorado)

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML

#21373989
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24283) - you deserved it (17393)

On 03/13/2015 at 6:39pm - misc - by jking2z (man) - United States

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

#21371826
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26957) - you deserved it (6339)

On 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by parkoursam - United States (Illinois)

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

#21356191
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35677) - you deserved it (3402)

On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

#21355574
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34784) - you deserved it (2910)

On 02/13/2015 at 9:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty. The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding. FML

#21353566
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37107) - you deserved it (2326)

On 02/10/2015 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

#21351571
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43189) - you deserved it (2747)

On 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

#21346857
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35025) - you deserved it (3668)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

#21346230
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30927) - you deserved it (3505)

On 01/29/2015 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. Turns out his dad is the asshole customer that I complain about all the time. He recognized me too and spent the entire dinner making passive-aggressive remarks about how bad of an employee I am. FML

#21345967
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29816) - you deserved it (2642)

On 01/29/2015 at 12:39am - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

#21344108
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28308) - you deserved it (8313)

On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

#21343482
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34118) - you deserved it (2313)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm - misc - by Elrond Hubbard (man) - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML

#21341527
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39913) - you deserved it (2220)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom paid me a surprise visit me at my university dorm. She ended up rifling through my stuff and started to pull out a box from on top of my wardrobe. Before I could stop her, it slipped and fell. Today's forecast: 100% chance of dildo rain. FML

#21338507
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31799) - you deserved it (4522)

On 01/16/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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