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Cely988

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Cely988

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1727
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Cely988 : Hellow!
My name's Celina, I was born in Romania but I currently live in London. I'm a cheerful, friendly, optimistic person yet I'm brutally honest. I'm addicted to reading, music, the Internet, science, learning new languages (currently learning French and Spanish) and piercings (I have 4). If you want to chat either message me here or ask for my kik. I don't bite (unless you're an annoying pervert) :3

Cely988's page activity

Visits<b>AnnoC</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 1:46am<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 10:56pm<b>Miizuo</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 5:19pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:13pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 6:05pm<b>AndyPurdy</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 12:59pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 1:32am<b>Markovski</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 9:08pm<b>ivanfrombg</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:37pm<b>thesadboy</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 6:40am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 6:31pm<b>big_papa_</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 1:42am<b>Wontonfon</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 3:18am<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 9:03am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 5:37pm<b>terryaly</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 9:21pm<b>MattBenid</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 3:47pm<b>higgysaurus</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 8:00am

Fucked!<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 4:56am<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 3:04pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 5:26am<b>arasx0</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 7:17pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 5:35pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 4:36pm<b>AlwaysWatching</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 3:52pm<b>ana_lee_bonde</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 3:31pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 3:17pm<b>Sethan01</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 8:01pm<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 10:01am<b>Jasim</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 7:09am<b>yolo_swagxD</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 1:16am<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 7:28pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 1:51am<b>gary8082</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 2:36am<b>bigbeefie</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 3:56pm<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 2:08pm

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Cely988's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML

#21398951
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28096) - you deserved it (1666)

On 04/24/2015 at 10:12am - love - by LolaBell (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend when he started squeezing me as if I were a ketchup bottle. He said he wanted my period to end quicker, and he honestly thought that would work. FML

Today, I got banned from my favourite online video game for calling a person on my team a "Baked Potato". FML

Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year old guy. FML

#21386588
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24439) - you deserved it (7406)

On 04/02/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by Jordan (man) - Jordan (Al Balqa')

Today, I found out my girlfriend keeps my toenails in her deceased grandmother's prized music box. She says it's to, "Keep the box natural." I don't understand why she does this, or what she means by "natural." FML

#21383678
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24194) - you deserved it (2052)

On 03/29/2015 at 5:18pm - misc - by coldasfire - United States

Today, I found out the fund-raiser my uncle ran to raise money for his cancer treatment was all a sham, that he doesn't even have cancer, and that the money was to fund a coke habit nobody knew he even had. FML

#21383487
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30576) - you deserved it (1928)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44377) - you deserved it (2951)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I planned to stay at my apartment, cry and eat chocolate in peace. My roommate decided to have loud sex with her boyfriend in the apartment. She refused to quiet down, saying "My body, my rules." FML

#21379056
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28664) - you deserved it (3553)

On 03/21/2015 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by stoprubbingitinmyface (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit. FML

#21378703
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27615) - you deserved it (9332)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:25am - love - by rayraydayday - United States (Colorado)

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML

#21373989
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24886) - you deserved it (17874)

On 03/13/2015 at 6:39pm - misc - by jking2z (man) - United States

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

#21371826
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27047) - you deserved it (6357)

On 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by parkoursam - United States (Illinois)

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

#21356191
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36247) - you deserved it (3463)

On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

#21355574
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35691) - you deserved it (3193)

On 02/13/2015 at 9:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty. The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding. FML

#21353566
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34596) - you deserved it (2330)

On 02/10/2015 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

#21351571
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43350) - you deserved it (2751)

On 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)



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