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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2712
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Cely988 : Hellow!
My name's Celina, I was born in Romania but I currently live in London. I'm a cheerful, friendly, optimistic person yet I'm brutally honest. I'm addicted to reading, music, the Internet, science, learning new languages (currently learning French and Spanish) and piercings (I have 4). If you want to chat message me here, I don't bite (unless you're an annoying pervert) :3

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Visits<b>crudeandrudeguy</b> - 18 hours ago<b>pawesome21</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:58am<b>sydmayz24</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 3:00pm<b>shebewoofle</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 6:57am<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 9:04am<b>ProfessorMctitie</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 12:34am<b>ivanfrombg</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 3:23pm<b>kokopuffs3</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 12:28am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 10:40pm<b>daveyyyyh</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 3:36pm<b>Nomaddict</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 3:17pm<b>distrustful</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 11:16am<b>Leo619</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 12:03pm<b>colton_colton</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 8:54pm<b>Lalala579121</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 2:34am<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 7:40pm<b>Elena95</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 11:39pm<b>FalloutScrolls</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 8:06pm

Fucked!<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 3:05pm<b>daveyyyyh</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 9:36pm<b>Nomaddict</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 9:17pm<b>Wiringify</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 11:33pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 10:24pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 8:49pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 5:23pm<b>Coachjoost79</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 2:29pm<b>StormfrontX33</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 12:23pm<b>VasilisaUzhasnaj</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 8:03pm<b>thesadboy</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 12:18am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 7:45am<b>Anthonymm2</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 3:00pm<b>CowTippingDwarfs</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 11:50am<b>Lct1196</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 8:54pm<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 7:17pm<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 3:21pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 1:17am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Cely988's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend moved in with me. I just walked into my kitchen to find my thirty year-old, perfectly seasoned cast iron skillet completely submerged in soapy water in the sink, presumably from last night when he washed the dishes. FML

Today, I finished a 2 hour Skype call with my girlfriend, only to realize I was using mobile data. FML

#21515848
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21418) - you deserved it (7043)

On 01/16/2016 at 7:54am - love - by tye61 (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, after months of trying to train my cockatiel to perch on my finger, he finally trusted me enough to fly from his cage and land on my hand. I panicked and accidentally backhanded him across the room. FML

#21514709
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16617) - you deserved it (17666)

On 01/13/2016 at 12:05pm - animals - by parasheeeet (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors. They have a four month old child and appear to be firm believers in the "let them cry it out" philosophy. The baby's room is right above mine. A few days of trying to sleep through this shit and I'll look like a Walking Dead extra. FML

#21513493
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20751) - you deserved it (1424)

On 01/10/2016 at 8:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I installed motion sensor lights in my house to save on energy. When I laid down in bed, I saw the lights turn on from downstairs to the kitchen. I live alone. FML

#21508974
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22879) - you deserved it (1705)

On 12/29/2015 at 4:49am - misc - by zzarzzur (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML

#21500058
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26244) - you deserved it (2689)

On 12/04/2015 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, as always, I'm so flat-chested and childlike in appearance that my boyfriend successfully passed me off as his little sister to save money at a restaurant. FML

#21486772
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24930) - you deserved it (2119)

On 11/01/2015 at 3:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML

#21473108
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21490) - you deserved it (5228)

On 09/26/2015 at 10:24pm - misc - by oops - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad's order of hair clippers arrived. I've been putting off getting a haircut for a while now, and he offered to give me one for free. Long story short, he managed to ruin the hair clippers, and I now look like a diseased palm tree. FML

#21472769
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20852) - you deserved it (3077)

On 09/25/2015 at 11:40pm - misc - by paaaallllmmmssss (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

#21470966
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29279) - you deserved it (2981)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was signing with my deaf brother at a local McDonald's. We were having a laugh about a game we played last night when this morbidly obese woman waddled over to us. She was utterly convinced we were "talking shit" about her and made a scene about our "hand gestures." Seriously? FML

#21468899
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28001) - you deserved it (1404)

On 09/15/2015 at 6:31pm - misc - by Stairs? Noooooo - United States (California)

Today, at a public restroom, I caught my extremely eco-friendly daughter, who was on her period, looking through the trash. When I asked why, she said, "Because I'm looking for pads to use. It'll mean less garbage." I then had to lecture her in the public restroom about health and hygiene. FML

#21466659
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25702) - you deserved it (2404)

On 09/09/2015 at 9:15pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I started my period. Every time I try to open a tampon, my dog goes crazy thinking it's one of his treats. Now I have to open them with my hair dryer on. FML

#21466537
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22834) - you deserved it (2749)

On 09/09/2015 at 3:55pm - animals - by nah - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother-in-law got her driver's license, despite being prone to fainting, seizures, and being on so much medication that she sometimes forgets where she is. She now wants to drive us to all our family functions, and my father-in-law won't object because he doesn't want to damage her self-esteem. FML



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