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Cely988
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 February 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 530
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Cely988 : Hellow!
My name's Celina, I was born in Romania but I currently live in London. I'm a cheerful, friendly, optimistic person yet I'm brutally honest. I'm addicted to reading, music, the Internet, science, learning new languages (currently learning French and Japanese) and nutrition. If you want to chat either message me here or on my kik: cely988. I don't bite (unless you're an annoying pervert) :3

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Liked!<b>WingedLovely27</b> - yesterday at 5:02pm<b>Alicestraza</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 11:50am

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Cely988's favorite FMLs

Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at, and put them in my vibrator. FML

#21286701
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20221) - you deserved it (26710)

On 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I reprimanded three students for sleeping, five for not having books, and kicked three out for texting in class. One student yelled at me for a bad grade, and another stormed out for a failing exam score. I teach at a four-year university. FML

Today, it's my 20th birthday. I recently came home from college to visit my family, after my mother had a stroke a few weeks back. She ended up being the only person who remembered to get me anything. She also thinks it's still 2009. FML

#21286282
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32088) - you deserved it (2725)

On 10/27/2014 at 12:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I watched my co-worker throw the mother of all temper tantrums. He's a radio personality, and just learned that he's not famous enough to use the "Don't you know who I am?" line to get out of a traffic ticket. FML

#21286268
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27658) - you deserved it (2519)

On 10/27/2014 at 12:25pm - work - by Radio GaGa (man) - Canada

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

#21285867
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26673) - you deserved it (5166)

On 10/26/2014 at 8:05pm - misc - by socreepedouticanteven - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I received an email from an angry parent, demanding that I give his daughter an A on a project which I had given her a 0 on. The project was to pick an article related to science and to write an essay on it. Hers was a hoax article relating to Ebola patients rising from the dead. FML

#21276337
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34547) - you deserved it (4929)

On 10/12/2014 at 4:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML

#21266558
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30368) - you deserved it (5551)

On 09/27/2014 at 7:55pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was asked to order a new lockable cash tin for work. When my boss returned to ask which one I'd selected, I said, "An 8-inch black one". Her giggle said it all. FML

#21265697
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30833) - you deserved it (5759)

On 09/26/2014 at 9:03am - work - by dicksonthebrain (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML

#21262712
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31078) - you deserved it (2258)

On 09/21/2014 at 9:27pm - misc - by ohtheirony -

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

#21262210
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38290) - you deserved it (9788)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39648) - you deserved it (3573)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML

#21259922
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38502) - you deserved it (3779)

On 09/17/2014 at 7:46am - love - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML

#21257305
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36684) - you deserved it (3198)

On 09/13/2014 at 2:56am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I ran one of the hardest cross-country courses in the country. I'm a pretty good runner, and I was feeling confident for the first mile. Then the chipotle from last night's dinner hit, and my legs weren't the only thing running. FML

#21257129
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36211) - you deserved it (8461)

On 09/12/2014 at 8:19pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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