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Celesta

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Celesta

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 4336
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Celesta : I'm a simple girl from Kuwait, very easy going. I don't expect a lot from people. Love to live life to its fullest!

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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

#507959
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (220911) - you deserved it (29135)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

#152949
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99293) - you deserved it (10727)

On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

#150078
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18167) - you deserved it (49366)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by beachbum (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

#107795
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26009) - you deserved it (67114)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (242075) - you deserved it (82320)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

#21808
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11281) - you deserved it (69378)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

#4121
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30301) - you deserved it (5147)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6985) - you deserved it (61579)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, just another casual morning. I went to go drop a deuce in the bathroom. Barely being awake I didn't notice my roommates had put glad wrap between the seat and toilet, so i got piss and shit all over me. FML

#2285
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18603) - you deserved it (4383)

On 01/23/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by ohn0es - United States (Kansas)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32996) - you deserved it (5977)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML

#615
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23545) - you deserved it (4652)

On 12/28/2008 at 2:02am - animals - by bundie - Sent from mobile version

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

#407
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21484) - you deserved it (5269)

On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

#392
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18601) - you deserved it (42021)

On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version



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