About Celesta
I'm a simple girl from Kuwait, very easy going. I don't expect a lot from people. Love to live life to its fullest!
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Celesta's favorite FMLs

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

By ripo95 / Wednesday 26 November 2008 06:18 / France

Today, as part of my job as a swimming instructor, I had to help a teenage boy learn how to float. This involves supporting the person's back as they try to float. His boner stood straight up. FML

By julia - / Saturday 1 December 2012 01:02 / United States - Downers Grove

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

By ananymous / Thursday 1 November 2012 03:04 / United States - Spencerport

Today, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML

By desperate - / Friday 5 October 2012 09:47 / Malta - Paola

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

By minibuch1505 / Friday 21 September 2012 11:31 / France - Halluin