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Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML
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On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, as part of my job as a swimming instructor, I had to help a teenage boy learn how to float. This involves supporting the person's back as they try to float. His boner stood straight up. FML
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On 11/30/2012 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by julia (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
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On 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm - kids - by ananymous - United States (New York)
Today, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 5:47am - work - by desperate (woman) - Malta
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
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On 09/21/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by minibuch1505 - Sent from mobile version
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML
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On 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by Boar - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
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On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
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On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML
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On 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Monika (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -
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